In this day and age, sms messaging and sms text messages (texting) are beginning to have a huge impact on your success with women. The truth is, a man’s success with women comes down to knowing how to send the right sms messages with the right timing and most men are failing miserably!
I have written many articles explaining how to sms message women and how to send flirty sms messages. Overall, those are more important subjects, but today let’s just jump into some funny sms messages, love sms messages, and other sms messages that always bring in good results.
These funny sms messages are for men. Some of these text messages won’t make sense to men if they try to rationalize them, however, these sms messages will make you a more desirable man. Point is, women are not rational beings and that is why it’s hard for men to understand them. I would highly suggest you use these sms text messages, it will move you towards having more success with women.
Top 10 funny sms messages, love sms messages and flirting sms messages, enjoy:
1. “I would go shopping with you, but I don’t want you to be tempted to make out with me in the dressing room.”
2. “I met this really cool girl but she was just too hard to read, I don’t know, you think she likes me?”
3. “Hey honey, I’m going to be home late. How are the kids?”
4. “Now were you just saying you liked _______ just to get me to like you?”
5. “I would go shopping with you, but I don’t want you to be tempted to make out with me in the dressing room.”
6. “You’re cute, but not cute enough to get that from me.”
7. “I will come over as long as you promise to behave”
8. “I met this really cool girl, but she was just too hard to read, I don’t know, you think she likes me?”
9. “You don’t like __________, I don’t think this is going to work out”
10. “Hey, I was I just thinking about you.”
Now go out and use these sms messages. I’m sure you’ll start to have better responses from women. When you start seeing better results, I would highly suggest immersing yourself in The Ultimate Texting Guide for men. You’ll discover exactly how to build attraction and create sexual tension through sms messaging and sms text messages. It includes over 101 proven, flirty sms messages and a bonus section showing, step-by-step, how to get dates and make successful phone calls. It’s a must read for men in this day and age.
