Unwanted Men’s Body Hair
Nov 23rd, 2008 by Andrew W John
We have always been “the hairier ones”. Our hair grow on areas which would drive any woman crazy (imagine your girlfriend who discovers that she has hair or her back!), yet many of us are still proud of it. Unfortunately, the time has changed and the hair is no longer something we should be proud of. If we want to be perceived as clean and healthy, we must get rid of most of our hair.
Why do men need it? It’s really quite simple: because of sex and money. First, men need to remove their hair, because women tend to appreciate those men, who have less body hair. Secondly, because the superiors at work tend to treat those with abundant body hair as clumsier, lazier and less dedicated. Men may, of course, start some social campaign against “hairism”, but hair removal is usually much faster and more effective than inciting the social revolt.
Getting Rid of Hair: A Guide For Males
First, of course, there comes the only method widely acceptable by males worldwide (with a few cultural exception): shaving. Unfortunately, as all men well know, it is time-consuming and very ineffective - technically speaking men should often shave their bodies at least once a week. What’s worse,the risk of skin damage is far greater, especially in the most sensitive areas. Generally speaking, shaving is good for beards, but not for the armpits or “the bikini line”.
When shaving is not enough, we often turn to tweezing. Apart from being painful, the main weakness of tweezing is that it’s extremely hard to do for men. It requires careful coordination of tweezers’ moves, ones hair and eye. In short, it is much more similar to docking a space shuttle than to daily washing up. It’s not a problem for women, who have much less body hair which are much thinner. For us, it is a feat of concentration, patience and brute strength.
For most males the last-ditch chance to get rid of hair are two advanced “do-not-try-it-at-home” procedures: using laser to burn the hair follicles and electrolysis (using electricity to the same effect). There are, however, several important problems concerning those two methods. First of all, they can get incredibly expensive (especially in case of laser-aided therapies). Then, their effects vary from patient to patient. Thirdly, laser is known to damage skin if handed by an amateur (the same is true for electrolysis), so one needs to find a real expert before undergoing any of those procedures.
An Alternative
Yes, there is some alternative to the therapies we’ve discussed above: Ultra Hair Away. The new product from renowned Victoria Body Works labs works by slowing down the growth pace of hair, making it much easier to shave or tweeze them effectively. After a few weeks of continuous use the hair growth pace is minimal, making it possible to shave once per a few months and still have smooth skin. A few add-ons such as being natural or not interacting with any other cosmetics only add to the picture.
Getting your hands on Ultra Hair Away is very easy. Simply visit the Leading Edge Marketing’s (the only official seller of UHA) website and fill in the order form. You can also by it through snail mail, phone, or any other method you may want. The payment is then processed through a credit card. One more thing: do not try to buy Uha from any other sources - there is at least one other bogus product illegally using the UHA brand name and logo. The only way to make sure that you’ve got what you need is to buy it right at the source.
